I noticed that my incoming emails were declining lately and I found a solution to make new friends. I submitted a questionnaire about car insurance and selected he magic button that allows strangers to contact me about how they can improve my life with their insurance.

Turns out the audience I engaged is tenacious, and won’t stop sending newly revised insurance offers for me. I haven’t answered any of them, yet, because I’m sure doing so will result in a more concerted effort to get my attention.

Although the emails I get are on the annoying side of my tolerance, it’s nice to know that there is a large group of people who want to be my best friend.

So, if you’re lonely, fill out one of those questionnaires and you’ll have a plethora of new friends to keep you company.

In case you’re interested, this 2007 Holiday Rambler is for sale: $45000.