This morning I checked Bing News on my phone, like I do every day, to see what’s going on in the world and decided to first start with the US. Here are the headlines presented to me:

• Illinois Judge Shot Dead Outside of His Chicago Home
• Texas depot’s killer committed suicide the next day …
• Triple murder defendant jumps to his death off courthouse balcony
• Chicago father, son shoot each other after arguing about walking the dog
• Manhunt intensifies for Joseph Jakubowski, Many Who Allegedly Stole Guns and Mailed Manifesto …
• Video: Police officer throws woman face-first onto sidewalk
• SEE IT: Georgia teen, boyfriend arrested in connection to double homicide involving suspects grandparents
• Calif. teen dies in skateboarding crash
• Man shot on street in South of Market area of SF
• 2 women grilled 20 minutes, 2 blocks apart at Stanford
• 42 arrested, 14 injured at annual Deltopia spring break party in Isla Vista
• Police arrest Chicago man driving 158 mph on Indiana Toll Road
• POLL: Is Aaron Hernandez Guilty Or Not Guilty Of Double Murder?
• Woman charged with raping taxi driver
• As deliberations begin, here’s the jury’s task in deadly N.J. stabbing trial
• Bones found near border are those of missing Texas teen
• 3 officers assaulted at Tennessee prison
• Activist ties police shooting of car thief to Clint Greenwood slaying
• Dylan Roof expected to plead guilty in state trial for Charleston church massacre
• Iowa man charged with killing mother, father and sister

… I think you get the drift. Apparently there’s nothing good going on in the US according to Bing News. Makes me very happy I live in a small town where cows getting loose is important news.