Send me to San Diego!

Yes, please. My bags are almost packed. And I’m ready to go.

I think there’s a song kinda like that. Leaving on a jet plane?

We’ll be taking our RV instead. I’m not sure we’ll ever get on another airplane. Nope, not going to do it. As Diane would say,” airports are too peopley.” I’ll add that the seating is overcramped. So, until they build a bridge to Hawaii, we’ll stick to the lower 48.

So, back to San Diego …

That’s our next destination. It’s one of our favorite places and we don’t get there often so we plan to spend a month there. That should make it unnecessary for future visits, considering our age. We’re both pushing maximum age limit for driving an RV. I think Oregon DMV takes your license away when you reach 85. That’s a guess, of course. I suppose we could just do what those DUI folks do when they get their licenses revoked … we could just drive anyway. Who would know?

The trip down the length of California will take approximately 7 days. That’s because I’m only allowed to drive 2-3 hours a day which severely limits the distance we can travel. Normally we can get about 2-300 miles. I figure it’s about 1200 miles to San Diego so on the long side that’s only 4 days, but we’ll stay at some stops more than one day. Using a little 3rd grade math will reveal we’ll spend extra time at 3 stops. Or, we could actually spend 3 days at one stop just for fun.

We’ll be parked at Fiddler’s Cove on San Diego Bay.

Last week we spent a couple of days parked at the Cornelius Eagle Lodge to visit with our Winnebago friends. When not actually visiting we eat together, the ladies visit all the available thrift stores in the area, and the guys visit Harbor Freight, Bi-Mart, Feed Stores, hardware stores, and sometimes just hang out around the RVs in the shade. Sometimes we take naps. too. We all gather together for dinner each day. It’s a ‘thing’.

For that trip we took our travel trailer instead of the Bus. The RV was primed, filled with fuel, waiting at home for this next trip. When we got home it was necessary to transfer everything from the trailer to the bus which is not a minor evolution. The reason we’re switching back and forth is because we’re not quite sure which one we like best. Such a conundrum, right?

We like the trailer because it’s simple, doesn’t ever need an oil change, but needs a truck to pull which needs an oil change once in a while. The RV is very solid, has a generator, two air conditioners, a washer/dryer and two TVs, and levels itself with the push of a button, and needs a tow car in case we want to visit places with smaller parking lots. For the record, we never watch the tv in the bedroom so it’s kind of a waste. But, if the other one fails for some reason, we won’t be tv-less.

We’re working out the pros and cons of both units. We’ll make a decision after this next trip is complete. Maybe. We’ll see.

I’m stopping now.

The Olympics

Diane and I just finished watching our recording of the Opening of the Olympic Games. We agree, as I’m sure pretty much anyone who watched it, that it was absolutely spectacular. If I’m wrong and you disagree, that’s OK. You have the right to be wrong, too.

For us the entire ceremony was very emotional, building as it progressed to the end when the Olympic Flame was ignited. What a show.

If you missed it I encourage you to seek a source and watch it all the way.

Today I was going to watch the USA Ladies play basketball but, for some reason, it didn’t record. However, they won without me watching, so it’s all good.

It turns out that Ladies rugby was recorded so I decided to watch it since I missed basketball. On a happy note, I’ve learned it’s a fun game to watch. There isn’t any real competition for watching women play football without pads. Additionally, it’s a game that doesn’t appear to have any specific rules. Either that, or they make them up on the fly.

Here’s the way it looks to me.

Opposing teams line up and one team kicks the ball. I’m not sure how that’s decided but no one argues about it. After kicking the ball it’s a free-for-all to see who can get possession. The one person who gets the ball starts running toward the other goal unless the other team can divert her then they run toward their own goal until they come across one of their teammates and they can lateral it to them. This goes on and on until the runner is consumed by the opposing team. Once on the ground, the fight for possession begins when the ball is pushed out of the group of players toward the opposing goal. Once clear of the downed runner, a team mate puts her hand on the ball and no one moves until the ball is pulled from the turf. It’s amazing because that’s the only time they aren’t fighting for the ball. I mean fighting, too. They aren’t gentle with each other at all.

Another little quirk of the game is when there is a change in possession, the person doesn’t advance the ball until they drop the ball and kick it back up. Kinda interesting.

I suppose if I watched it long enough, or actually read the rules, I could figure it out and it might not take any longer than it did for me to discover exactly what constitutes an off side in soccer. That took me years before I finally figured it out.

Here are the rules.

Basic rules of rugby for beginners:

  1. Rugby is played with two teams of 15 players each.
  2. The objective is to score more points by carrying or kicking the ball across the opponent’s goal line.
  3. The ball can only be passed backward.
  4. Players can be tackled but not blocked.
  5. Tackles must be below shoulder height and players must wrap their hands around the opponent

Happy Summer Solstice

Once again it’s time to say farewell to the current spring weather and welcome, with open arms, the rush we get from the exceedingly hot summer we’re projected to have. It’s already hot, so it won’t be a surprise.

Max has been banned from running willy-nilly in the neighbor’s yard so I’ve tethered him to one of the patio posts so he can reach most of the yard. He doesn’t seem to mind and he finds fun stuff to do. Like this morning. I found a baby mouse, adorned with copious amounts of dog-slobber, laying on the patio. It was about 1.5 inches long and still kicking, but not in a running mood. It may not have been able to run. But, it did react to my touch. Tiny little thing. I’m such a sucker for tiny little things.

I gathered him up with the thought I’d put him out of harms way. I know, we set traps for their parents, but when they are so tiny they seem to be quite harmless.

Today is supposed to be pushing 90 degrees. Right now, it’s noon and the heat is definitely upon us.

So, I started writing this on June 25 which just happens to be one month ago. I have an excuse for that and I’ll be happy to share it with you as soon as I remember what it is. For now, I’ll just ramble on like normal.

Max got me in trouble yesterday so he can no longer roam freely about our back yard. He’s miffed, I’m sure, but we’ve had this talk more than once. He has this uncontrollable urge to run as fast as he can to our neighbor’s yard so make sure there aren’t any deer lingering around the feeding station erected just for them. Dogs aren’t allowed. I’ve been working with him to control that urge in favor of a tasty treat, but yesterday he just couldn’t help himself.

I went after him right away to get him back, but I wasn’t fast enough to keep him from running off 4 baby deer. I didn’t see them personally, but my neighbor made sure I knew what a vile thing Max had just done. In his defense, he’s a dog, a little dog, and likes to chase things. Deer are the most fun because he likes the way they just bounce up and down when fleeing full speed. Squirrels are a close second. They stymie Max because of their climbing prowess, and they know Max can’t climb trees. Yet. But he’s working on it.

A couple of days ago we ran across his little guy. His name is Rocket and he’s also a rescue. After a lengthy investigation they determined that they weren’t related. Even though there was a hint of recognition between them they decided that something just didn’t smell right, and we went on our own ways. They could pass as brothers. Kinda freaky.

 Yesterday I caught Diane digging around in a cupboard she normally leaves alone because it’s out of reach. It was a handy place for me to hide “stuff” until she found the 1950’s step stool.

I’m going to have to move that thing to the garage so she won’t fall down and break something. Now I must find a new hidey place for my secret stuff. I don’t know why I’m going on about hiding things. If there was ever anything on that top shelf that I put there, it’s a sure bet I can’t remember what it might be. On the upside of her investigation, she found my Cheerios. I’ve been looking all over the house for those.

Here’s a sunset from a couple days ago.

The weather has been pretty warm late into the night but has cooled off some. We had quite a few 100+ days and a lot of 90+ days. We’re down into the mid 80’s now but we hear it will be going back up again. Half the state is on fire, the mid-west and eastern states are suffering from horrible weather. We feel blessed to be living in the right part of Oregon where hot weather seems to be the only problem we’re experiencing and that’s not really a problem. If it gets too hot, I’ll just go lay in the creek with Max.

Here’s Diane’s new tow car for the RV.

It’s not really new, it’s a 2020. And, it’s not really a tow car yet because I haven’t added the parts it needs to make it one. I have them sitting in the garage, just waiting for me to get into the right mood to do it.

Today I finished turning the fluorescent lights into LEDs in the RV. It’s a simple process, really, but it took me 3 days to figure out how easy. Once I did that, it was a snap. In all, I replaced eleven dual bulb fixtures with sticky strip LEDs. All the work I did, of course, was above my head which isn’t something my arms are fond of. Plus, one of the last two times a stumbled and fell, my left shoulder took a beating and isn’t behaving well at all. So, most of the work was done with my right arm. Kind of tricky when it’s a two-handed job.

That’s all I’ve got for now.

Ciao.

It’s Been a While . . .

Although I’ve been missing for only 11 days or so, I feel like it’s been a lifetime. Really. A lifetime. Having “said” that I figure it’s only fair that a lifetime is different for all living things. In my case it’s the lifetime for a the Powderpost Beetle. My extensive research on these critters revealed that their average lifespan is about two weeks which means that at least some of them check out in 11 days, or so. Considering there are 540 species of these guys suggests there is a lot of negotiating room to justify my supposition.

During those eleven days we managed to get the truck delivered to a body shop to repair damage obtained at the Good Sam Hospital parking garage, and the motorhome to the diesel guy in Deer Island for an oil change. He also fixed the problem with the dash air in the RV, a problem we’ve been working on for most of a year. I honestly don’t think it was ever working, but it works now.

Oh, and we visited with our friends when we all gathered together in Newport, Oregon. Max loves the beach. That’s the only reason we went.

Not true, of course. Diane loves the beach, too and she’s the primary reason for the trip. Seeing and visiting with our friends were a bonus. They all stayed in their RVs at South Beach State Park while we occupied a facility in town that accommodated all 12 of us for a sit-down dinner on our night to cook. It worked so well that we did it twice.

During this time one of our favorite cousins drove all the way from Arizona to have a heart attack and we can only ask ourselves “why would he do that?” I need to call him and see how he’s doing. Last I heard he had weathered the heart attack like a pro and was doing well. Still, I need to call him.

If you keep track of weather patterns you are probably aware of the heat wave cooking the west coast over the 4th. It doesn’t affect me very much because I spend most of my time inside. Oh, I take Max on a leisurely tour of the neighborhood a couple times a day, normally, but we’ve cut back on the amount of time spent outside. Diane’s afraid he’s going to cook his little toes walking on the asphalt. So far that hasn’t been an issue. Me, however, all I do is sweat profusely which helps keep me slim, for a little while.

Another event was put on at our house once we returned from the beach. Siah, our youngest Grandson, is now 3 years old. It was a rollicking good time for those the 2-300 in attendance. Of those were the members of both our children’s off springs and a couple of extras. Always fun.

Time to stop. Diane went by and strongly suggested that I visit the shower so, that’s what I’ll do because I always do whatever she tells me to do, no matter what tone of voice she uses.

Goodnight. Hope everyone had a safe 4th.

Cedric had a party

Yes, Cedric had another birthday. I believe it was his 27th. He does this every year. His birthday is actually on the 13th but we are not slaved to the belief that a party needs to be on the actual day. We do that when everyone’s schedule lines up in a suitabler manner allowing us to gather as a group. Sometimes that’s hard to do.

The party was at Top Golf in Hillsboro. Neither Diane nor I had been there before, so it was a treat. Diane didn’t play but I surprised myself by actually hitting the ball pretty good. It was fun.

Here’s the crowd. I leave it to you to discover which one is Cedric. First hint, he doesn’t have red hair.

We didn’t stay long because Max called and insisted that we get home as soon as possible because Louie was harassing him. Louie is Lydia’s cat and is temporarily living with us.

I’m 80!

Yup. I’m a bonafide octogenarian, by golly. That happened last Monday.

On that day we went to Kelso to the UPS store so took advantage of our location to have lunch at Stuffy’s. Because we were there on the actual day, and they made me prove it, then gave me one of their famous cinnamon rolls.

It weighed 10 lbs. I left my iPad in the photo so you might get a notion of how big it was. The box is 10 inches square and 6 inches tall. We’ve been whittling on it all week but I don’t think we’ll make it go away completely. Max would like to help, of course, but Diane said “No! Dogs don’t eat pastries!”

So, he pouted for a while.

Max wasn’t impressed with 80 because that’s 560 in dog years. At least that’s what he thinks. So, 80 is no big deal and he took a nap to emphasize how unimportant 80 is.

Hi. It’s me again. Max

It’s been a hectic time since I’ve had a chance to share ‘stuff’ with all of you. Until yesterday, things were pretty normal. Except for the cat. I don’t know why, but Louie seems to be growing on me a little and that’s disturbing. I’m a professional Cat Chaser and Louie just lays there. He won’t run anywhere except to get under the bed. That’s just no fun at all because I bump my head a lot when I run under there. I’m not as short as some people might think.

Then, the day before yesterday, my humans started packing things into the trailer they parked next to the garage. I’ve seen them do that before and it winds up with me stuck in this little basket they put on the center console between the buckets. They call it my throne. It’s not so bad, really, and it gives me an opportunity to get a lot of sleep unless we pass a herd of cows and one of them says “Look at the cows!” real loud. Of course, it scares me a little, jerks me awake and I can’t help but look out the window to find the cows. No matter how hard I try to ignore things like that, I always fall for it because I like finding cows on our trips. Squirrels are more fun, though.

Seeing what was going on, I figured I might as well get myself in the mood for another trip. Now, don’t get me wrong. I love trips. The alternative is to be left home. Alone. With Louie. The cat. I’ll take the trip every time.

The packing went well past noon so they decided to delay the departure until the next day. I overheard them say that they had originally planned to make it to Memaloose State Park off I-84 on the Columbia River. Instead, they decided to drive straight to Boardman RV Park which was supposed to be the second leg.

After digesting all of that, it makes me wonder why they plan things at all. Doing things when the mood strikes is more fun. There’s more mystery that way.

So, yesterday we got the trailer hooked up and I insisted that I be allowed to wait in the truck where I happily climbed into my Throne.

The trip was OK. They stopped in Scappoose, all of 8 miles away, for a dead chicken sandwich, then we headed east. All I got out of that was a couple of french fries.

The trip through the Columbia River Gorge was very interesting. There were lots of waterfalls that normally aren’t there. Seeing all that water cascading off the cliffs made me want to pee. A lot. Finally, they stopped at the Walmart in Hood River so I could unload. It was very gratifying.

We arrived around 4 pm. I didn’t get to go for a walk until everything was hooked up. Then I got a long one. My human is good about walking with me but he doesn’t keep up very well.

After the walk we ate, they watched TV, then we all went to bed. It was the 1st day and it was good.

Today I got another walk in the morning then they both left me alone for a few hours while they went somewhere else. I have no idea where. So, I curled up in my Serta Perfect Sleeper and stayed there all day. When they got back I was served dinner on the lawn next to the Columbia River. It was very romantic. Then I got another walk around the park. This time, however, I got to go play in the river! Then I ran a bunch of Zoomies at the end of my leash until I got dried off. It was a lot of fun. Not like Milton Creek, but fun anyway. When my toenails get ground off a little more I’ll be able to download some photos Dad (Jerrie) took of my swimming prowess. Right now they are just too pointy and would probably scratch his computer. A dead giveaway that I’ve been messing with his stuff.

I’m going to stop this now because it’s taken me 4 days to get this far and we’ve only covered 1 or 2 days.

Jeran Got His MDiv

Jeran has been working hard at Corban University in Salem for the past five years to reach this day. Last year he graduated with his Bachelors degree then turned around, got back to work for his Masters of Divinity.

Now it’s done. He’s free! All he needs to worry about now is getting a job.

We’re very proud of him. So is everyone else in his family.

A happy guy with his proud siblings, Cedric and Lydia.

Me & Louie

Hi there. It’s me, Max. I have a complaint.

My home has been invaded by a cat. His name is Louie. He’s a very friendly guy and I’d like to get to know him better but every time I try to get him to move, by lunging at him, he hides under the bed. He apparently doesn’t understand that I need him to run so I can chase him. That’s what cats and dogs do. The dog chases the cat until the cat’s had enough and simply stands his ground all humped up, ready for a battle. Louie doesn’t do that. He just gets out of the way.

I went to see my doctor the other day for my one year check up. Yup, I’ve lived in the same home for a whole year. It’s been pretty sweet. My humans told me my ‘Gotcha Day’ was February 14 last year. That was Mother’s Day in 2023. I know that’s true because I’ve heard them talking.

Going to the doctor is fun and I have a really good time there. I’ve noticed that most dogs that go there aren’t appreciative of the trip and the opportunity to collect a whole library of new smells. Sometimes my nose gets to going to hard it makes me sneeze. I guess that’s nature’s way of clearing my nasal passage, making room for me to collect new nose treats. I love those.

While waiting for the doctor, who I adore, I cleared the waiting room perimeter a couple of times then I waited longingly for her by the door. I don’t get to see her very often which means, I guess, that I’m in pretty good shape.

That’s my doctor on the left. She loves me and lets me lick her nose.

After a couple of shots I was dismissed and we departed the facility. I think one of the shots was for rabies which I needed so my humans can keep me legally licensed. It turns out that the shots knocked me down for a few days so I didn’t do much.

Now I’m back. So, keep an eye out on what’s been going on.

Max got a pedicure

Hi. Max is back, again. Just a quickie to share the news that one of my primary humans scheduled a pedicure for me as a surprise. I would rather have known about it in advance, but I guess there wasn’t enough time to let me know, or I was asleep. One of those three.

Anyway, Bryanna and her partner showed up about 30 minutes ago to whittle my toenails right about the time I had decided to take the day off and spend it napping in the back yard while getting a little color on my belly.

I’ve had my toes done many times before, so the process isn’t new to me. Usually, however, I get a ride in the truck on the way to the appointment, but Bryanna is tricky and comes to the house. So, all I got was a quick walk to the back yard where Bryanna’s partner picked me up and massaged my chest while Bryanna ground down my nails with a Dremel tool. That was new. Kinda tickles

It was so relaxing that I’m afraid I just fell asleep in his arms. It was quite nice.

I was told that I have to wait for about two months for the next visit. I’m going to get a calendar and start marking off the days.